Hey Alabama! 💌

Oh nooo… we’re soooo sorry 😭

We’d love to let you in, but thanks to how Alabama’s age-verification law works, we’ve had to put up this very unfashionable velvet rope. Please forgive us — we promise it’s not you, it’s definitely the law.

We profusely apologize for blocking you. Imagine us throwing confetti while sobbing into ice cream — that’s how much we wish this page wasn’t here.

The Law Behind This

Want to read it yourself (you brave soul)? Here’s the official text:
• Alabama HB 164 — Enrolled (official PDF)
• Alabama Code § 8-19G-3 (browser-friendly)

Fair warning: it’s drier than burnt toast. 🥖🔥

What this means

We’re blocking requests from Alabama (sorry again — please don’t send angry possums 🐿️).
We actually don’t mind if a trusted third-party reviews ID — that part’s fine!
But the law requires additional things we believe go too far, and that’s where we draw the line. 🚫
We’re exploring privacy-friendly ways to comply without compromising user trust — pinky swear. 🤞

Online Privacy Tools

In the meantime, here are some tools people use to keep their browsing safe and sparkly:

Hide.me — Free monthly allowance.
Hotspot Shield — A sprinkle of free data.
TunnelBear — Cute bear, tiny free plan. 🐻

Disclaimer: These links are just suggestions. You’re responsible for following your local laws (no bear wrestling, please).

Questions or feedback?

Email us at support@kickass.com. Tell us your thoughts, vent a little, or just send cat memes — we’ll take it all. 🐱

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